Why is Conan so happy?
 

i'm happy guys guess why

The tests on your rash came back negative?

Clean underwear....for a change?

You finally took the advice of Bobby McFerrin?

NEW poll up for YOUR MINDS.

You got the Justin Bieber singing doll?

voted....you're high.....like me.

anal beads was very tempting, I'll give it that

Well we know the Special Olympics card wasn't an accident and we know you already have anal beads in place, so at least that narrows it down.

You inherited money from your vampire of an uncle?

You met someone and got a special, but late, Valentine's gift from them?

I just would like to say this is the most fitting use of anal beads I've ever seen in a poll.