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Hey how's it going everyone? My name is Elmtree and I have been a living tree for quite sometime. Over the past couple years I have began hearing some really good tunes, and feel the need to connect with ppl that appreciate the same type of beautiful music. I like to think I listen to a broad spectrum of music, however I do not care too much for heavy metal or classical. I'm a big fan of jam bands and Indie. Currently been on a Perpetual Groove kick. Cool band with long (and not boring) instrumentals... good lyrics, piano, computerized sounds. Good stuff!
Couple favorites-
Modest Mouse
G. Love
Wilco
Atmosphere

Let's talk!

Well, let me be the first to stretch you out. Welcome.

Welcome to MB!

Are you ready to be seriously ****ED?!

Welcome aboard!

another one?

Thank you for the warm welcome. Looking forward to hearing about new bands.

Hey man welcome to musicbanter. just check out the albums your digging thread in general music its a good spot to start finding stuff

right on thx for the suggestion

Are you really a tree? btw Welcome.

i think you're our first ent

I don't know what an ent is, but I am a tree.

I knew trees could talk! :D.

are you the Tree of Life that will connect me to Jotunheim?

if not, nvm.....

How do you feel about this?

WARNING: Graphic Content Below

Ouch. You may have overstepped some boundaries there, my friend :(

Yeah Conan, no one wants to see your wood ffs, put an NSFW tag or something on that

Done.

Why call yourself a living tree? I don't call myself a living human.

I... I knew your father

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/i3J8YNoqGic/0.jpg

haha. those images above do not offend me. I myself have escaped being cut down for over a century. Recently a nice man moved in to the house near me. He has been bumpin some serious music!
It is a beautiful spring day today. My leaves are still growing and I can feel my roots sucking up water. Nothing to be worried about today! or tomorrow! or the next day!

So... Just wondering... How do you have Internet access?

I'm not really sure if I think you're brilliant or scary :D

So do you have any nice, tight knotholes? How do you feel about interspecies relations?

Well, I do not actually have the internet. My good tree-friend Old Man Oak actually had found away to send messages to humans many years ago. Forums is one way we communicate.

Do you know Tom Bombadil?

I have enjoyed being pollinated over the past couple weeks. Interspecies relations? My first thought was to say no thank you, but before I do, can I ask of what species are you referring to?

I am a Trannsylvanian wombat.

This site is definitely getting weirder these days

You may use my branches as shelter if you need. So long as you do not harm me we will have no problems. Unfortunately for you, I do not have any holes for you to climb in.

This cute tree is slightly sexist :D

May I use your leaves to wipe my ass?

Have a little respect for our beautiful tree!

**** is a part of the environment. It's only a human concept that **** is gross. By whiping my ass with his leaves I am contributing to the environment.

So, what does the tree think?

Conan, EvilChuck, Batlord- :rofl:

Welcome elm.

You know your new avatar makes you kinda look like Alanis Morissette.

Alanis isn't that hot