I'm a can opener!

Crownless · 10-06-2012, 11:35 PM

I am Crownless. I have a mole on my hand. I cook food for money. I like to pee in public and blow in empty bottles to make them hoot. I'm listening to Our Destiny by Epica and drinking rum with lemonade. That soccer ball smiley is stupid. I am nocturnal. Hoot hoot like an owl! I like to talk to people but only 1 or 3 at a time. I don't like big ol' parties. Party shmarties. I'm a little spontaneous but not all the time. Sometimes I smoke this weird stuff that temporarily cures my a.d.d. My bed rolls. It's on wheels. I can roll it around my room wherever I want. Moving around helps me remember my dreams in the morning. I'll be around!

Guybrush · 10-07-2012, 12:43 AM

Hey Crownless. Welcome to the boards

Blarobbarg · 10-07-2012, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Crownless

I am Crownless. I have a mole on my hand. I cook food for money. I like to pee in public and blow in empty bottles to make them hoot. I'm listening to Our Destiny by Epica and drinking rum with lemonade. That soccer ball smiley is stupid. I am nocturnal. Hoot hoot like an owl! I like to talk to people but only 1 or 3 at a time. I don't like big ol' parties. Party shmarties. I'm a little spontaneous but not all the time. Sometimes I smoke this weird stuff that temporarily cures my a.d.d. My bed rolls. It's on wheels. I can roll it around my room wherever I want. Moving around helps me remember my dreams in the morning. I'll be around!

I think I'll like you. Your mind works the same way mine does. Welcome fellow ADD brethren!

10-06-2012, 11:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Crownless Groupie Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Sail boat Posts: 8	I'm a can opener! I am Crownless. I have a mole on my hand. I cook food for money. I like to pee in public and blow in empty bottles to make them hoot. I'm listening to Our Destiny by Epica and drinking rum with lemonade. That soccer ball smiley is stupid. I am nocturnal. Hoot hoot like an owl! I like to talk to people but only 1 or 3 at a time. I don't like big ol' parties. Party shmarties. I'm a little spontaneous but not all the time. Sometimes I smoke this weird stuff that temporarily cures my a.d.d. My bed rolls. It's on wheels. I can roll it around my room wherever I want. Moving around helps me remember my dreams in the morning. I'll be around! __________________ The statement below is true. The statement above is false.

10-07-2012, 12:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	Hey Crownless. Welcome to the boards __________________ Something Completely Different

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