HAHA oh okay. I'm sure he will appreciate that.

If he doesn't then knock a hole in his house. Nothing quiets dissent like construction equipment going through your living room.

I'll make sure to take out his television while I'm at it. :yeah:

Don't be cruel. How on Earth can a man live without car commercials with inappropriate Led Zeppelin songs?

Ugh fine. I'll leave the television. But how about the toaster? Is that okay?

But then how will he make bagels? It's just not right.

Fine.

You should be ashamed for thinking about trashing his house. I thought better of you.

I couldn't help myself once you entertained the thought. Look what you made me do.

Leave the Toaster but you can take out the Egg Timer, and Fondue Pot....Those things are just silly