Howthee, let us a-mingle here
 

I plan to mingle with you who reads this, would you accept my invitation and let us start minglin' here? If not, thankthee for the brief mingle, you had me.

I feel it would be a sort of crime-against-madness if I did NOT banter with thee.

By the way, the lack of vocal inflection oddly enough intensified the humor of this post. Good job.