You've not experienced UK transport.
Took me 14 hours to get from the north of England to Brighton.

What about the tube?

It takes me almost an hour to get to work in the morning, and it's only a three and a half mile journey.

That's usually OK but it's only covers London

Been mentioned before and it is a good point to be fair. I'm honestly not sure why more of us haven't met.

I've not even been to London properly and it's only 1 hour on the train.

I am going next month and will have a few hours to kill in the evening, looking forward to it.

Question: Was this forum originally started by the English contingent? If that's the case it'll be the first forum I've ever been on where I'm a foreigner.

How exotic!

That just sounds like poor planning. I got from the Midlands to Saltburn in about three hours how the hell did it take 14 hours to get to Brighton?

This is something I've always wondered, the 'banter' in the name tells me it was started by a Brit.

He's a curmudgeony old man, they tend to drive really slow.

It was started by Mr. Banter himself. He and his wife are from Tangier and decided that a music forum would be just. He met this old f*ck by the name of Urban and together they started this hell hole that would one day be consumed by morons under the steady and watchful eye of Google. Many have come. Many have gone. One thing is for sure though. Had it not been for Mr. Banter and that old f*ck Urban, every single one of us would most likely be living much happier and more interesting lives.

THREE CHEERS FOR US!

HIP HIP!

Scottish trains are shit, I swear at one point an old woman pushing a buggy overtook.

You can ride a bike in half that time.. wtf.

Ah right. We should have our own referendum to get rid of Scotland tbh (after taking the oil).

Oh and there was a cow on the line

Buy a moped and do your CBT.

I'm assuming you don't drive btw.

Added. No one will be stalking me.

HOORAY!

HIP HIP!

You guys f*cking suck...

come visit me

I feel isolated. The only member nearby is Burning Down (and zombie kid, of course) and she doesn't post much anymore.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=12...tion=USA&add=1

If you joined in early you may want to check if you're still there. Map was changed to be more user friendly and early additions got dumped in the process unfortunately.

Added. Glad I'm not the only member to be in the Midwest. :)

I added myself.

I ... am thinking about it. :o: You are awfully handsome.

And I happen to live right near you. :love:

Get some duct tape and go for it!!!

I'm on it! :yeah:

*waiting on the video*

Added to new map :)

I love how Plankton's in the goddamn Atlantic ocean :laughing: very sly.

Very rarely do I laugh out loud. That was genius. Hats off to Plankton.

I can finally find my way to Bikini Bottom!

http://moviebuzzers.com/wp-content/u...-spongebob.jpg

Added myself. Please, don't everyone rush to my doorstep at once, I know I'm cool as ****, but one at a time, please.

Oh sh!t

Sorry dude. Best to just go with it. Resistance never works well in these situations.

Link:

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=12...tion=USA&add=1

suspicions confirmed - no one near me

Finally added myself. I'm the only one currently in the Southern Hemisphere.

Wow, your like cut off from us all. Is it nice over there?

Which is why I'm sad, I can't meet anyone without shelling out loads of cash.

It's beautiful. I can go climbing mountains/volcanoes, camping and tramping/hiking any time I want. Plus we have lakes and oceans everywhere. I am fortunate enough to have seen 90% of the South Island and am going to go camping near the top of the North Island soon! :)

That sounds amazing. I have always dreamed of living in a place like that. England has some nice errr hills. But yeah, we suck.

Again, new members: Hop on board.

Damn it! I tried to add Trollheart and put him in Vladivostok, but for some reason it put him near Plankton in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. I don't know what the **** happened.

I don't really see this as a problem. More of an improvement.

This town aint big enough for both of us. Me and the boys are gonna hafta run him out. Go fetch me my 12 gauge.

I didn't realize Roxy lived in Morocco. Interesting.