Would you touch a poop for $20?

I touch a poop all the time. Me. And no money necessary, either :)

You're a poop?

well, just because I told you am always going to tell you the truth doesn't mean I can't joke around a while. After all, this board is called "Music Banter", the word "banter", means: the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks. It's important to be honest, but it's equally important to not take things so seriously... ;)

I see you're dancing around the question. Poop. $20. Touchy? No touchy?

I never dance, I'm always very straight forward... nah... I wouldn't touch poopy for twenty bucks... but, maybe if you offered me twenty one dollars and seventy nine cents, I might consider it, but I'm not sure.....

But $25 for sure?

You see, I can tell you the truth, I always will, to the best of my ability, knowledge and recollection, but, what if I'm not sure, or simply don't know? That does not default me as an honest person, because it's not my fault that I'm not sure or simply don't know. So, twenty five buckaroos.. can we make it a cool forty five million?

No we can't. Anyone would touch anything for $45 million, so there is no worth in that question.

Not anyone. There are some things I would never touch, not even for forty five million dollars ;)