I don't disagree with your post, but I see no reason to bring "dead cats" into this... I'd wager my late Izzy Cat's so called "talents" against those of some internet spammer, innydayatheweek.


[edit: this is your official cherry-popping hazing, op... What you choose to do with it, is up to you]

I am sure your dead cat is very talented Chelsea

I had a cat named after Mozart, so I'm sure he could have stomped some hack kitty named after a douchebag from ****ing Guns'n'Roses .

My cat could have strummed your cat's intestines like a beautiful harp.

Don't worry about her, she's just the resident crazy cat lady. Ever watch the Simpsons?

https://media.giphy.com/media/3sL8fQET19ac8/giphy.gif

That's pretty much her.

Hey cat ladies can be very important to the social balance of any community.

Chinese food places the world over would go out of business if not for them.

You might be surprised to know that, currently, I only own one cat... And I don't so much "own" him, so much as provide his basic rehabbing needs for a couple days before he decides to piss on my floor and then dip out for more tomcat misadventures.

I'm not quite at the point in my grieving process where I feel ready for any long term feline commitments... Too soon, still much too soon :(

I actually call you a crazy cat lady in the most endearing way possible, just so you're aware. But also because if you had of told me you had 12 cats, I wouldn't have been surprised, not even the slightest.

Was that a compliment?