No that's my dog.

hahahahahahahahahaha.

no seriously

I feel like making a comment on your parents but I'll reserve them for Story's

Apparently your future's so bright you gotta wear shades.

Ah, **** it. It's been awhile.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._7729982_n.jpg

Beach day. Me, far right. Don't let the stout frame fool you, I will wreck some ****in' beach volleyball.

I'm loving the really old guy in front. Random homeless beach bum or crazy uncle?

I don't think he's homeless, but definitely drunk. That's Papa Joe.

mmm FEET

You know, I don't have a foot fetish in any way...most of the time you can keep your feet to yourself. But every so often...they work for me.

I would totally give you a foot massage.