Probably pulling out his filthy ginger hair out of his filthy belly button. He had a fresh scar after an operation of some sorts and couldn't stop messing with it. He also had like 2 pints of moonshine the day before, so who knows. But digging inside his belly button sounds about right, the average IQ was very low that morning.

Well, thats almost as disgusting as my inital asessment. :laughing:

Looks as if he's finger banging himself.

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I just can't smile in pictures without it turning into some stupid shit eating grin.

Nice pic. What is the tattoo on your right arm?

It's a black rose I got on St. Patty's day 2008. I was off work for most of the first quarter of 2008 due to a fractured foot and I had just gotten a huge worker's comp check because they didn't pay me for like a month because of some paperwork that my company's comptroller didn't file. I was getting pretty drunk and flirting pretty hard with a barmaid and she said that I wasn't wearing any green so I paid my tab, told her I'd be back in an hour, went down the street to a tattoo parlor and got a rose tattooed on my arm. Why I wanted a black one I have no idea, but it's probably my best done tattoo in terms of the technical skill that went into it.

Check out the guns, brother. Been hittin the gym?

I have really slacked off from the gym in 2012 and so far 2013. In 2011 I was really dedicated, going at least 3 times a week but now I'm lucky if I go 3 times a month. Sometimes I'll go super hard one week and then not go at all. It's a habit I really need to get back into, although when I do go it's mostly just cardio, I don't do a lot of lifting anymore.

You have a cute cheeky smile there, and did I tell you I'm a sucker for arms? I mean this in a non sleezy way. :)

My arms really aren't that big, I can curl maybe 35 lbs and bench 110 on a good day. For whatever reason I can do a lot more if I do a wide press, incline, and decline, but regular bench has me struggling to do more than 45 plates on both sides. My real strength is in my legs, I can squat close to 225 and press about 250, I think that just comes from the years of ice skating and hockey I played when I was a kid, gave me strong thighs.