Man I hate expensive tockets.

Moroccan-spiced beef bacon. Since cows bellies aren't as naturally marbled and flat as pigs are, we have to cure it in a vice.

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Learn Chinese!
1). That's not right.. Sum Ting Wong.
2). Are you harboring a fugitive?.. Hu Yu Hai Ding.
3). See me ASAP.. Kum Hia Nao.
4). Stupid Man.. Dum ***.
5). Small Horse.. Tai Ni Po Ni.
6). Did you go to the beach?.. Wai Yu So Tan.
7). I bumped into a coffee table.. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni.
8). I think you need a face lift.. Chin Tu Fat.
9). It's very dark in here.. Wao So Dim.
10). I thought you were on a diet.. Wai Yu Mun Ching.
11). This is a tow away zone.. No Pah King.
12). Our meeting is scheduled for next week.. Wai Yu Kum Nao.
13). Staying out of sight.. Lei Ying Lo.
14). He's cleaning his automobile.. Wa Shing Ka.
15). Your body odor is offensive.. Yu Stin Ki Pu.
16). Great.. Fa Kin Su Pah.

:rofl:

Sparks and I. Russell Mael touched my hair (which is long enough to sit on)!

Sorry for camera whoring but I just wanted to show off how ****in chill my baby boy is lmaooo

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You genuinely do look like Helena Bonham Carter here, I am has confused by change of avatar.

Also, your cat looks like he's doing a shot at the end of the vid.

Bruh what is English

And thanks

And he really does but Holden is a bawss so he probably was

I was so confused I couldn't sprechen sie english.

I thought your cat was called Beric Dondarrion, or am I talking complete ****e now..

He was but that was a different cat unfortunately! That was my little kitten that I had in the apartment with my ex and when I dumped my ex I had to give the kitten back to its foster mama that I was adopting him from. He has a new home though and probably a new name but he went out with another cat so at least there's an upside to it. Lmao I actually missed the cat so much more than my ex, thats when I knew I done did a derp thing getting back together with him.