Grow a penis and then come back to me.

I have several penises, buddy
they just happen to not be attached to my body

you mad?

Nah. Unless you Lorena Bobbitt me then it's all good.

King Missile - Detachable Penis (uncensored) - YouTube

I accidentally posted one in here once

hence the tag "fernando in yr dresser"

Rickenbacker was such a dick

Is Fernando in your dresser innuendo? :laughing:

Nope, it was in my dresser and it was named Fernando and he knew that

I'm guessing it has to do with Fernando ending in "-do" and the implication of it being in your dresser.

Edit: Nevermind. Just saw Sansa's post. I think mine is funnier though.

No I literally named it Fernando, cause it's Julian Casablancas' middle name

I name all my sex toys idk

I you get one of those giant black dildos you should name it Darth Vader.