I want to post a picture, but I'm extremely nervous. Should I do it?

No don't do it. If you have to ask the rest of us then you aren't comfortable with the idea. Do it on your own terms when you are comfortable and not nervous.

Yeah if you post a picture the very worst things will happen. Stalking, threatening carrier pigeons being sent, it will probably be the case that one of us works with you.

Stay away from these boards. I used to be a nice guy once...before this place corrupted me.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-j...005_152437.jpg
Taken 4 or so months ago
Bonus points if someone manages to guess what's the steel beast behind me

a tank?

A buttplug?

Super-erect War Machine?

It's a Google banhammer.

Almost as powerful as a banhammer - it's an Isu-152 "Zwieroboj"(animal killer) tank destroyer - named like that because it took down german Panthers and Tigers in one shot with it's massive 152mm gun.
So there. No points for anyone.
I am disappoint.