I live next to the world's biggest naval base, so we're a military town, not a redneck town. And I'm not the one with the banjo, Cletus.

Shame I sold my ukulele otherwise I could put on a v-neck sweater and be an Amanda Palmer hipster instead.

Don't worry. The sheer fact that you actually owned a ukulele makes you a hipster. Or a weirdo.

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The jeans I am wearing in that photo are, at this moment in time, soaked in vomit consisting of an all you can eat Thai buffet and some disgusting cheap brandy.

But they are skinny jeans...none the less...skinny jeans...

I have the legs of a infant giraffe, need to bulk up a bit. I'm going to live in the US in september and am going to be living on a uni campus, so I need to actually get some form of muscular body. I've seen what it's like from films, and if you're not a muscular guy, you're a nobody! (Films never lie)

Youll be okay homie...Americans are confused by the English. .. ;-)

-become swole
-keep accent
-drown on slutty freshman poon

Should I know what swole means? :confused:

I haven't tried those, are they good? What kinda side dish do you serve with 'em?