Fair enough. I have a similar revulsion on the subject of tasers. I'll find a different way to make a joke in the future.

Ok. It's easier to deep throat that way.

I wish there was a gif that perfectly accentuated the bizarre imagery created by the above post...

I don't see how that could serve your need any better. Oh...

This is possibly top 10 gifs all time.

Paul you have really pretty eyes. Aquatic blue.

In his eyes, there is a plethora of marine wildlife.

I see the doorway to a thousand churches myself.

On his other mug pic, I see my aunt when she got plastic surgery because she can't accept becoming old.