Professional irony consultant.

My passion is music journalism, library management, blogging, and guest lecturing now and again. But I pay the rent by developing apps.

My office is a convenient 1/2 mile from The Manor where I reside with my fiance. Our home is a humble upper but is fully-decorated in Victorian splendor.

I am simultaneously unbelievable, ridiculous, and fabulous.

I wish I had enough room to sig this entire post. You sir are a true character. I love it.

Dude get him to make your app.. $$$

I want 10% for thinking of this brilliant idea.

To add further absurdity to my character - I live unabashedly isolated from contemporary culture. Other than runs up to the grocer and the one or two people at my office, I really have no interaction with the outside world. (Because internet.)

Even my web travels are limited to the import vinyl market, antiquarian lit, and music research. I see not a minute of commercial advertising - no print ads, billboards, commercials (no TV since 1999), no radio, and as a result, I've no concept of contemporary vernacular, music or fashion.

...I honestly have no idea what you people are doing.

Why are you here?

I think he's going back in time. IB may have found the trick to time travel.

OH GOD YEAH!

Innerspaceboy, you want to hear my idea for an app?

I would love nothing more than to hear your app ideas. Would you like to hear my brilliant idea for an independent film?

Both of those things will happen right now through PM. There are thieves about.