I like blue shirt with glasses more.

Yeah, that's some good hipster bait, right there.

I'm not a hipster and I like her better too. Exo post more of your friends for us to judge. :D We'll start a war thread for them. You date the winner when it's over. K?

Both of those two are taken. Ones on the right are engaged. Sorry.

Just cause there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score. And they're hipsters, so it's not like you'd be losing real friends over it.

I honestly don't see how anybody in the picture, excluding myself, could be labeled a hipster. Has the criteria for such a label been stretched that far? Glasses mean you're a hipster? Facial hair equals hipster? I'm just confused.

So the brunette is available? Is she crazy?

She's been with the dude in the center for five years and lives in that house in Vermont. Sorry big boy.

I don't want her. I'm trying to get you laid..