Little early to be on the sauce ain't it Don?

I wish you went commando with your shirts.

The girls need support. You should really look into a manssier

My girls are fine and I don't wear anything. :D

What's the monthly payment?

You ain't got it cheif.

I'll give you a piggy back ride around Fl. You can put one on each shoulder :P

I won't even charge you.

Yawn ...I prefer a rickshaw.

If I buy the Chinaman, will you help strap some wheels to my ass?

I thought you'd never ask.