When was the last time you told someone the sky was blue?

nb4 "When I was high" cause nobody cares.

I repeat it to myself over and over to maintain some kind of grasp on reality.

Did someone piss on your strawberries today? Just enjoy the picture, print it out, rub your dick on it, whatever it is you do to appreciate something.

I wish. **** strawberries.

**** strawberries indeed. Trying to trick me into eating thousands of seeds. I suppose in this instance we can suppose that pissing on a strawberry bush would help it grow faster and produce more strawberries that will eventually fall from the plant and stink up the place with the scent of rotten fruit.

I don't know what all that LSD is doing to your piss, but it's supposed to be something of a defoliant.

"Let's suppose." Context clues like these are important.

You're high as ****, aren't you?

You should go as Warren Ellis for Halloween, the resemblance is uncanny.

http://cdn1-www.craveonline.com/asse...rren-Ellis.jpg

Or if he decides to go through with shaving off his beard, he can go as Wilson Fisk.


http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150331181303

Vinnie D looks like a badass as Kingpin. Would not **** with.

Idk who that is Loathsome, how does one dress up like a normal person for halloween?