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The Batlord 05-24-2016 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1701121)
I'd rather get good and high, warm enough to dress down for a good fucking, and take a long nap with zero pain for several hours than get sloppy drunk, throw up everywhere, and feel bloated. I've chased the dragon so long I've made it my pet. No regrets.
I'd rather be able to pick my habit up from the gas station on the way home from work, without having to deal with sketchy people in the ghetto.

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Proud of you, son.
Wait, I thought you were my sister?

ladyislingering 05-24-2016 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1701123)
I'd rather be able to pick my habit up from the gas station on the way home from work, without having to deal with sketchy people in the ghetto.



Wait, I thought you were my sister?
Yeah, that's the downside. You get better at spotting your kind though. There's always some to be found.

Oh, that's right.

Chula Vista 05-24-2016 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1701097)
This has reached The Batlord level of creepy.
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1701101)
Chula just gives us a bad name. An old, drooling, smelly bad name.
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Originally Posted by FranPZ (Post 1701107)
I'm appreciating your efforts, man!:thumb:
No harm at all flirting with a great looking lady who lives on the other side of the planet.

And I just went out and bought Italian take out on her behalf.

Filippi's Pizza Grotto - Serving Authentic Italian Food For Over 50 Years !

It's not the real deal, but it's the best we can do around here.

The Batlord 05-24-2016 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1701130)
Yeah, that's the downside. You get better at spotting your kind though. There's always some to be found.

Oh, that's right.
My reference went unnoticed?


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Frownland 05-24-2016 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1701134)
No harm at all flirting with a great looking lady who lives on the other side of the planet.

And I just went out and bought Italian take out on her behalf.

Filippi's Pizza Grotto - Serving Authentic Italian Food For Over 50 Years !

It's not the real deal, but it's the best we can do around here.
If you didn't have a history as a super creep I would've just called you thirsty.

Key 05-24-2016 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1701134)
No harm at all flirting with a great looking lady who lives on the other side of the planet.

And I just went out and bought Italian take out on her behalf.

Filippi's Pizza Grotto - Serving Authentic Italian Food For Over 50 Years !

It's not the real deal, but it's the best we can do around here.
Ew.

ladyislingering 05-24-2016 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1701135)
I guess it did. :( I didn't spot anything out of the ordinary.

Chula Vista 05-24-2016 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1701137)
If you didn't have a history as a super creep.
Super creep around these parts = dude who actually knows how to interact with a woman. All you youngsters who have no point of reference other than a magazine or a PC monitor should take note on how it's done for when you finally move out into the real world.

You can thank me later.

The Batlord 05-24-2016 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1701140)
I guess it did. :( I didn't spot anything out of the ordinary.
You know... you called me a serial killer? And your son? I said I thought you were sister? Ted Bundy was raised by his grandparents and told that his mother was his sister?

BITCH, YOU RUN A BUNDY FANBLOG, HOW DID YOU MISS THAT ****?!?!?!

Frownland 05-24-2016 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1701148)
Super creep around these parts = dude who actually knows how to interact with a woman. All you youngsters who have no point of reference other than a magazine or a PC monitor should take note on how it's done for when you finally move out into the real world.

You can thank me later.
Nice rationalization, grandpa. You know that all those dern youngins are all the same and talking about it makes you look really smart.

I'll avoid online sexual harassment and keep my moves to the real world.


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