I'm laughing at your grammatical error.

really more of a typo....not to say that i'm not full of grammatical errors....but that first the should be a that

But seriously a phone caught a car on fire?

Phones are ****ing dangerous these days. Killing drivers on the road, and now blowing the **** out of cars?

And I'm sure I'm breaking some kind of law whenever I whip my phone at some *******'s head

Did you hear about the phone that stabbed its owner 47 times with a hunting knife?

Yes. It lost reception.

Heh.

wut

I don't get it.

**** you both. I know that.