You aren't making her any less hot.

She probably uses a lot of teeth.

Edit: And she might make you poop out of your dick.

You never know. All I know is she looks good.

Nice, I'll give it a listen..

There is an ongoing joke that I am godzilla and the pic is of me in my corporate sellout work clothes..

Like the chick you always keep in your phone because you know she's always down to ****, but you're not really proud of it. I'm basically saying that she looks like a hood rat.

But a hood rat who you don't have to feel bad about shorting on child support.

That bitch ain't got no qualms with getting an abortion as long as you're paying.

Let you watch, too.

Well you're clearly the dreamiest of the group. (Which is super important I'm sure)