You hooked like a bitch, didn't you?

The tee box is way in the background. I'm standing in the middle of the fairway. Do the math.

So yes you did.

Pebble Beach. Never been there, but I recognize it from playing Tiger Woods PGA Tour Golf.

Actually, I've never actually ball golfed either.

I know a chick with some clubs that will whack your balls around if you'd like the opportunity.

Torrey Pines North.

I just Googled golf courses in Cali and picked one that looked familiar from the game. lol

It was still set up to US Open conditions - extra tall and thick rough and super fast greens. Hardest round I ever played. If you hooked or sliced your tee shot the chances of finding the ball was about 50%. And if you did find it, trying to get it out of that **** was brutal. I was sore for days.

A lot of my coworkers and clients frequent that course. I'd like to see it razed.

Your body hair should be razed.