Were you born premature or something?

You'll have to ask my mom the next time you see her.

We're on a break tbh. Currently ****ing the photo shop girl.

I read you just found out about Erica Campbell. I've known of her for years.

I ****ed elph’s blue vest chick yesterday. She said she got tired of waiting for elph.

****ing wifey right thur.

You'd have to open up a sperm bank in that reality.

wut

Because you'd be releasing a lot of sperm into her.

Shut up

And she'd have to squat over a cup to make more room?

Oh ****.

*masturbates*