You wouldn't really know though cause you can't recognize makeup you're just prejudiced against vain girly things.

Vain girly things are pretty fucking stupid.

Not just any random book, just ones that we've read.

Oh hey thanks I was worried I'd have to make a case for getting WWWP involved.

There are, like, a lot books. More than a hundred I believe.

And there are even more albums. Imagine walking into a record store and talking to your friend about an album you saw there. Craziness.

I've listened to a lot more albums than I've read books because it takes generally less than an hour to listen to an album and I can do so on a much more casual basis than it takes to read a book, so there's way more of a chance at being able to talk about "that album over" than there is "that book over there".

you obviously never invested in speed-reading courses

Neat.

Well yeah cause I know an infomercial scam when I see one.

Just take the speed and read, Batman, it's not that hard.