I was just kidding, I get the appeal of a bagel shop. Food is always better when it's prepared by a servant.

I know you get it. Charles dont' get it.

Of course you both get it, you millennial trash.

So say I order something from Burger King and they bring it out to me. If I insist that they made me the wrong food item despite what it says on the receipt or whatever, they're just going to say sorry and make me the supposedly correct food anyways, right?

I imagine they'll just look you in the face like you're retarded and tell you "yeah no that's what you ordered" until they get so annoyed they tell you to **** off. Store level employees are not office drones who've embraced their own internalized slavery. They still think they have dignity and have their limits.

Even if I pretend to have corporate on the phone?

Knowing you I imagine they'd happily jump through every Fuck You hoop they needed to to let you know you can go **** yourself.

See that's why I like McDonald's better.

The vibe in this thread is lame must be the full moon