wrong!

you've denied your culture. like any folks here disliking the red sox, like teaxs hating the cowboys or Los Angelians disliking plastic surgery; by denying your culture you just admit you hate yourself. Either get on bored or throw on the mascara and hang yourself.

Baseball is terrible.

and that woman....is your mother!

:nono::soapbox::bonkhead:

lol

Let's see how exciting baseball is...

You face the prospect of sitting your ass on a bench next to people that are in a permanent sedative state such that if they weren't shoving hot dogs and what-have you in their mouths every few innings I would be completely convinced they were comatose. Do this for three hours, maybe more if you're lucky and the pitching sucks. Clap once or twice every few minutes and hope and pray for something exciting to happen. Stand up once or twice a game, depending on how many home runs are hit because nobody gives a shit about the rest of the game. And you know what the players expect? Dead silence, because they like reveling in the boring fucking sport that supports fatass pitchers like themselves. Wanna know how exciting baseball is? They make you get out of your seat in the seventh inning. Why? Because they know your ass is asleep and you're just so goddamn tired of watching the same goddamn thing over and over. And when the bathrooms and concession stands are more popular than the scoreboard you'll understand why this sport is the worst fucking thing imaginable.

The only sports that can keep me entertained for over half an hour are extreme sports like skateboarding and bmx.

Quoted for fucking truth.

Why do all that when you can come out of a hockey game under the allusion that your penis is more adequate?