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Old 07-03-2015, 05:56 PM   #29951 (permalink)
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Doctors say that I have artism spectrum disorder. It's a didgeridoo stuck into my tenor sax. Sounds like a baritone and it kicks ass. I refer to it as the monster.
I assumed it was just a penis/wood joke.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-03-2015, 06:00 PM   #29952 (permalink)
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I assumed it was just a penis/wood joke.
He's not arty enough to make that joke.
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Old 07-03-2015, 06:20 PM   #29953 (permalink)
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Now mic it and play it through that Mojo Iron Hand pedal.
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Old 07-03-2015, 08:04 PM   #29954 (permalink)
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I remember your penis being smaller.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 07-03-2015, 10:18 PM   #29955 (permalink)
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Why stop there?
The didg should be sticking in an authentic tibetan monk's ass who in turn rims a tuvan throat singer.
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Old 07-03-2015, 10:26 PM   #29956 (permalink)
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I was just showing off my new instrument. You guys are sick.
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Old 07-03-2015, 10:29 PM   #29957 (permalink)
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I was just showing off my new instrument. You guys are sick.
I'm just jealous of your cool idea. I'm de-spidering the didg I kept in my cellar as we speak and wheeping because it probably won't fit into my alto.
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Old 07-03-2015, 10:32 PM   #29958 (permalink)
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I'm just jealous of your cool idea. I'm de-spidering the didg I kept in my cellar as we speak and wheeping because it probably won't fit into my alto.
You just gotta stretch it a bit first. Then it'll slip right in.
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Old 07-03-2015, 10:36 PM   #29959 (permalink)
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I'm just jealous of your cool idea. I'm de-spidering the didg I kept in my cellar as we speak and wheeping because it probably won't fit into my alto.
Your didg may not fit, but the possibilities are endless. I used to use a hose instead of the didgeridoo. I'm sure you'll find something.
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Old 07-03-2015, 10:37 PM   #29960 (permalink)
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You just gotta stretch it a bit first. Then it'll slip right in.
I might be too nervous and excited to manage it.

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Your didg may not fit, but the possibilities are endless. I used to use a hose instead of the didgeridoo. I'm sure you'll find something.
After the exams are over I'll try. Then I'll record a three hour album with that setup. And then Batlord will have something to review.
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