Hey how yall doin' tonight
 

Just wanted to get my intro out there. Im from Podunk Texas . Im an old Metal head from way back. Looks like a pretty cool site. Hope i fit in .

Welcome aboard :)

But don't expect an invitation to my lunch table.

**** yeah metal. What's your ****?

the only metal bands the batlord listens to are the ones with dolly parton in them

Oh if only.

There's only three different people on this site and the rest are accounts that they've created to perpetuate the illusion and you are one of them whether you know it or not.

That, and Raven is the best old school metal band

Raven is indeed ****ing sick.

This is the best speed metal song called "Hell Patrol"



And like the 17th best metal song from the 80s

Thanks for the welcome :-)
So i guess borrowing your car's outta the question eh...

Yes , My perpetuated illusion loves me some Raven!

Been listening to Raven for years. One of my old favs from high school. All for One was huge for me. Not that I was there when it was released, as I am only 30.

Same here , im old though , its funny Raven came up. "Rock until you Drop" is in my car CD player as we speak and its been in there for a month.
All for One imo That is their best album.

I love the songs, but I do wish the production wasn't as heavy. It took away some of that live feel the band brought to their first two albums.

That right there is my ****.

Only if you fix my flat :(

I don't think he's a plastic surgeon...

Mr. Dagger and I both got nails in our tires the same day. It's almost as if someone doesn't see me for the personable and soft-spoken gentlelady that I am...?

Maybe next time you'll think twice before you ignore my dick pics.

So, what you're saying is that she can still ignore them, but she has to think twice before doing so. Got it.

Uh...
well...
hmmm...
your mom?

All those close-ups of that "light switch" suddenly make sense. For a second there, I thought you needed electrical assistance; turns out the issue was with the plumbing, eh?