He said choking on Qwertyy's dick.

Intro was too long; did not read.

I did skim, however... bad pun in first paragraph... yada yada yada... something about guitar hero... yada... then he asked how I'm doing...

Well, this mother****ing ant just bit my lower lip, while I was folding ****ing laundry. How the **** does an ant find its way to my face when I've been indoors for the last seven hours?!!

Anyway, welcome to MB :)

You have ants in your pants.