Y'all scare me
 

So, I used to creep around these boards years ago and I came back because sometimes other places, well, sometimes you need a break from other places.

My name is Dee. My mom raised me on classic rock and I inherited her love for GNR, AC/DC, Journey, Priest, Maiden... but then I discovered Death, Pestilence, Bolt Thrower, Obituary... those kinds of bands. But I also have a soft spot for Kendrick Lamar and Logic (don't tell my friends).

I like stupid humor and sarcasm. Big Rick and Morty fan and even though I love zombie movies and don't mind gore, I don't like scary movies. I probably like animals more than I like people. So maybe I'll just go back to lurking like a creeper.

I like Kendrick Lamar. Have ever noticed that if you sing rap lyrics like country songs they sound significantly more racist?

I like all that **** except for GNR, and Journey I guess, but mostly cause I don't know if I could even name more than two Journey songs. And if we scare you then that just means you should stick around. We turn wimpy twats into obnoxious men and women.

That would require me to know something about country.

Journey is just sentimental to me, because my mom used to sing it to me when I was a kiddo. It's one of those things where the memories override the quality... like a ****ty meatloaf dinner. I used to be a little more obnoxious on Reddit, but then I stopped and let my adulting seep into my online life. Would not recommend.

I hear adulting is overrated. And the only excuse to sing Journey is when you're falling down drunk so I hope you called child services.

Anyone who has a cat avatar is a friend of mine. :love: Is he/she yours? Name? Details? So cute. Anyway, welcome: we're not all arseholes here. Well, except for The Batlord. And me. And Frownland. And Qwertyy. And 1blankmind. And everyone else. I think there might be one nice person here, but we tend to hunt him for sport. You're welcome to join in. It's fun! :)

I have molded you into a proper ****.

I'm not an asshole. I just like to make people feel bad... I'm starting to think I might be an asshole.

Anyway, welcome to the site Deenosaur. I dig some of the bands you named. Though I can not stand GNR. It's like cancer to my ears.

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You have taught me much...
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Yet I still have so much to learn.
Only a true asshole would say that.