Not Here To Sell Penis Enlargement Pills... Honest!
 

Hello, nice forum y'alls got here.

Welcome.

Care to tell us a bit about what you listen to?

I, for one, appreciate proper capitalization. Welcome.

I know this is the most obnoxious answer to that question, but pretty much everything (including rap and country). It goes in phases and cycles, though. A lot of industrial, punk, and bluesy sorts of stuff right now.

Thank you. It's nice to have a low bar to step over lol.

That's exactly what someone looking to sell penis enlargement pills would say. Anyways, welcome to the forum!

Any favorite industrial bands?

We wouldn't need any darn penis enlargement pills if those vagina shrinkening pills would actually work!

No dick pills?

*leaves*

Be careful. According to UFC fighter Jon Jones, dick pills make you test positive for steroids. #OccamsRazor

https://i.imgur.com/lVlPvCB.gif

Your slanderous accusations to undermine my sterling reputation around these parts are noted.

*Scribbles your name into THE BOOK*

Hard to pin down since it's such a broad genre, but I think Skinny Puppy would be my top for sake of how consistently I've enjoyed them from album to album across their long ass career as well as the heap of nostalgic warm fuzzies.

Spare the hole and spoil the pole? Seems unfair to me.

Well, I technically don't have pills. Just suppositories. 100 SEK per pill, plus 50 for the "installation procedure".

I know... I know...

*feigns shame*

"One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small"

Phallus in Wonderland?