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Please somebody tell me how to use this site. Just joined. What do I do???

Welcome to mb.

First of all, read. You posted this as an album review when it shoulda been an introduction thread.

2nd, what do you do? Just chat about the music you like, post music videos, etc

Have you done the blood sacrifice yet?

I'm gunna see where this goes.

Nobody asked you to put your jackboots on, Fritz.

It's easy to do just follow these steps
One - cut a hole in a box
Two - put your junk in that box
Three - make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

Just brought the goats, the statue and the candles.
Is the newcomer ready for his initiation?

Step 1. Listen to music.
Step 2. Log onto Music Banter
Step 3. Open a Thread or Post Reply
Step 4. Type some stuff on what you just heard music-wise, whatever is on your mind.
Step 5. Don't hold out for a reasonable response.
Step 6. Avoid The Batlord
Step 7. Give up on talking about music and become a lounge lizard.

There are a lot of other steps, but they're kinda go without saying.

At least he capitalized my name correctly.