Hello
 

Just want to introduce myself, a guy from Europe.

Welcome to MusicBanter, the only internet forum that doubles as an enema!

I have one question for you: do you like Disco?

**** the disco question, what is your position on Mortal Kombat, SektorAlarm? Is the first movie a classic?

The disco question is important, one can't ignore it.

Mortal Kombat is lame. Street Fighter is much better. Hell, even Soul Calibur, Tekken, and Dead or Alive are better.

Who the **** besides lame nerds care about fighting games in 2020. The only time it mattered for anyone other than crazy people was in the 90s.

I don't know, you brought it up.

I grew up in the '90s with fighting games. I've probably played more different iterations of Street Fighter 2 than I've lived years.

And I've probably watched Mortal Kombat more than any other movie besides Star Wars and Jurassic Park.

That is entirely irrelevant. Why would you continue to watch Mortal Kombat when you could be watching the 2003 movie adaptation of The Cat in the Hat starring Mike Myers?

I mean if you and me are stumbling drunks you know full well we're watching Mortal Kombat while puking all over the lawn and not Cat in the Hat.

That's true. We'd save Cat in the Hat for when we bust out the weed.

Bro. I wanna watch MK stoned.

You mean you haven't done that yet? With all the times you've watched it, you've never watched it stoned?

Watching Christopher Nolan's "Memento" stoned is a hell of a trip.

And watching Cat in the Hat high is a legit great time.

I was ten.

You were ten when you repeatedly watched this Mortal Kombat movie?