Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2034927)

And of course give you full credit.

He walks up to the podium after the song ends:

"Ladies, gentlemen, parents of the ensemble... I just wanted to let you know that the Em played over the B-flat during my solo was not the work of my own, but was selflessly given to me by a warm, endearing stranger I happened to have made the acquaintance of on an internet music forum. His name, which I'll reveal to you shortly, doesn't matter. All that matters is that this man, nay, this God in human form magnanimously gave of himself with such abandon, such benevolence and disregard for self, that Ghandi himself blushed thusly and heretofore claimed himself unworthy. This act of chivalry and humanitarianism could only be the work of such a creature that all who are cast amongst his gaze can only be consecrated in such a way as it is in life as it is in death, to beholden their own mortality to which all the creatures of this and all universes hold true to themselves. This entity I speak of... his appellation, his designation... he is... the one they call...

OH"

amirite?