Doom Jazz!
 

Who knew this was a thing! My only regret is that I'm not currently 22 and therefore definitely can't convince the women of my peer group to sleep with me to this album.

"I am the dark lord, Putsomesugaronit, and I have come to blow, daddy"

I dunno, I mean just some electronic back beat meanders with a sax over the top. They still think like jazz musicians. I'll stick with free jazz.

Does all free jazz sound like this to you?

... or you can play Free Jazz and Rain Sounds at the same time and call it "The Sound of Falling Rain Will Thwart Impeding Doom/Free Jazz."

Rain Sounds

Ornette Coleman- Free Jazz

Some things don't change, I see. Good to hear from you, Neo.

nein!