I've happily (in the past) seen footage of operations, visited people in hospitals and seen their hideous wounds, helped to kill animals for food, cleared up vomit, had operations done under local anaesthetic while looking on lovingly at the area being operated on and dissected things in biology class - yet people who crack their knuckles or show you their double-jointedness still scare the hell out of me.

*** men are always sure that I'm ***. Straight men and women can always tell that I'm straight.

There is a football competition and trophy in Eastern Uganda which is named after me (strange, but true).

Small children, cats, dogs and middle aged women adore me! Customer support workers hate me, as I always start arguing with them.

I've been involved in fights of one form or another on 5 different continents, but only played the guitar on 4.

I like to collect stuffed animals and statuettes, and i like to mutileate barbie and ken dolls, and play tennis with barbie heads

Only if you suceed... twice.

I think anyone called either Miles or Sophie is a twat.

I don`t know why , maybe every person i`ve ever met called that has been.

^Sophie I agree with, but Miles? No way, I love my Miles :)

Well the last guy I knew called Miles was a 6ft 2 tosser in a suit , loads of money who wouldn`t shut the f*ck up about his car.

i'm arachnid phobic (I FEAR SPIDERS!)

the last girl i knew named sophie was a compleye fluff and stupid beyond words...she really needed to get back to reality

BAHAHAHAHAHAH!! i hate flakey girls. ie-- i hate 99% of girls.

urban said i was flaky once :(