"english" signs found in foreign countries
 

-To move cabin, push wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each should press a number of wishing flood. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
-Belgrade hotel elivator

-Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
-Swiss restaurant menu

-Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roast duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion
-Polish hotel menu

-You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
-Japanese hotel

-Please leave your values at the front desk.
-Paris hotel elivator

-The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
-Yugoslavian hotel

-Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily
-Athens hotel

-The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable
-Bucharest hotel lobby

-Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
-Zurich hotel

Ha ha...this is one of those lost threads....I found it! Its is like a treasure, a really fun thread, damn im sorry I missed it.

^ glad you enjoyed it :) go to www.engrish.com it has a ton of pics of really hilarious signs from all over the world, but mostly japan.

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
-Zurich hotel


LOL!

Fucking.
Christ.

You bump a very old thread just to say LOL!?

No to quote something funny and make myself laugh..

Whats the problem?

:laughing:

dude, it's a thread made by me, therefore it's ok :)

The only thread worth bumping by you is this one.

http://musicbanter.com/showthread.php?t=1185

i remember when this was made, i just never looked not i can't stop laugthing