I like Johnny Depp.
That film he's in...the new one looks alright.
This local band near me have a song called 'Drop Dead Johhny Depp'
Hmm...

I will marry him..

*prepares to fight whoever challenges me in declaration of marriage*

I can assume I'll need a bucket and some hot soapy water to wash away the blood.

Try an ambulance...

Or bodybag. Whatever works best for you.

Ooerr first fighting over sonny.
Now him.
*draws sword*

Pffhh..The offer still stands about Sonny..And now Johnny??

*pulls out large gun father bought for me when I turned 12 and recieved firearms training*

*runs like hell*

eesh ill settle for someone else.
Guns and such.
SCARY

Geez..Like I could shoot you Ethan..



Maybe we can just trade off...Like child support..Just..sex support. Or something like that..

Sounds good to me.

hey wait....i want in on some of this...:(