Music Banter - Orgins of MB

since my other thread for this was spammed to hell here is the story of music banter told by...me! Voice by Morgan Freedman

Once upon a time there was an elephant...yes an elephant because those don’t get mentioned that much. This elephant had a dream and it wasn’t for equal rights because this elephant was a bastard of an elephant. Anyways the dream this elephant had was to make a game called “Who stole my candy corn”. Well the big game companies thought that it sucked so much ass that they which included the CEO of Square-Enix decided to turn the elephant into a fat, short, boy that wore glasses...and was nerdy...very nerdy...did I mention that this boy who shall be called the most uni-sexual name in the world which is Taylor is nerdy? Okay back to the story at hand. Taylor loved to play video games but sucked at Runescape just because well the game has no real point to it and the people on there think that Yoda is real...those poor, poor souls. Okay so he played Runescape and thought “how pwnage would it be to talk about this dumb game?”. Well to his demise there was already something for that called...A FORUM...Taylor thought well I do love music too (not good music but he had the sound track from all the Mario games on mix tapes). So he set out with his trusty HTML coding book and Linux computer because with Linux you can rule the world right after you update your kernal. Anyways...ah yes he set out and created this hideous beast called Newgrounds.com and sold it to a hobo who is now rich and still not famous. Then he decided to try to make a damn forum like he wanted to in the first place. He made one it took him four lightsabers 3 D-20 die and a hell of a lot of Mountain Dew he made a not so hideous beast that had an odd fetish for the color blue. He affectionately named his love child Music Banter because he really didn’t know what else to name it. This love child of Taylor and a level 28 Elvan ranger had some problems that were called “bandwith problems” but the hideous child is doing well with its 8,078 members in which only like 75 of them actually get on and conversate about almost anything but music.

Now that you have wasted the time to read this tell me what you think