Panic Attack.
 

What the...

adidasss has'nt been on for two straight nights...is he dead/in a coma/has broken fingers...what???

Email him.

To easy. Use your imagination dammit!

Well.....
The most logical answer for his disappearance was that his arms were ripped off by a sleep-deprived cyclops

Build a boat out of used tampons powered by pee and stuck together by ketchup and piss your way to croatia! Pick a crew containg dead tom, old real, old tom, angel mary, long jon silver, polly and kermit the frog and use a map that was found by indiana jones. After that enlist an army known as the presidents containing bush,,wasington,lincoln,reagan,kerry,clinton and gore. Ignore the death factor bring them back using a series of complex spells with the help of your wizard friend Mel Gibson. Then hire johnny depp as captain because he looks amazing as a pirate. Then sail to croatia and ask adidasss where he has been.


Simple.

Or... he's been sucked into his computer screen and at this exact moment in time is floating aimlessly in cyberspace for the rest of eternity.

adidasss got sold into slavery by the dutch who took over croatia.
Therefore hunt him down using the plan i planned above.

I think he originally typed with his stumps.

They finally dissintegrated.

The doctor warned him.

omg omg omg *has emo attack and breaks down*

I'ts so not like him...I mean 2 nights. He's like the perfect moderator, evil, insane, sarcastic even has insomnia for christ sake...something terrible has happened...I just know it...I mean 2 nights *hyperventilates and faints*

He was on msn yesterday.
I remember it clearly.