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I concur.

*hates parties*
HA!

What! ^ Why?

Yeah, recently i went to a party it had the following.


Lesbian action
Weed
Alcohol
Hardcore
Dancing
No Adults
Drunk Two Stepping
More Weed
Pool
More Lesbian Action
Some guy on guy action


It was pretty bad ass.

I had no idea you were at my house misfits

It was downright spiffin!

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haha jesus, there should be a worst party thread too, i have way more of those stories. but the best one i ever went to is my buddies annual kegger, live music, 200+ people and its out in the middle of bumfunk nowhere, no neighbours to complain. haha it was bad but good at the same time this year, out singer got way too bombed before we had to play our set, and i found him passed out behind a rusted out car in the back forty. so i had to take lead vocals, and i'm not much a of a screamer. but somehow (with a little help from lady liquor) i pulled it off... and in response to the lesbian action, st patricks day this year i watched my gf make out with 3 girls, at once, and one of them was hellbent on a 3way, but then of course she got too bombed and couldnt function. whta a shame, so close to every mans dream....

You really only had to mention weed and alcohol.
Any party with those two things contains all the rest of those items you listed.

why wasnt i invited eh?

well...i havent been to many parties...but a week in baja counts as a week long party so there.

it involved:

beer
four stroke gas
gas bombs
beer
about 40 m80's
hours of amusement with a lighter and a beer bottle.
a jeep
trespassing
and a lot of other slightly illegal, hella fun things for a couple of 15 year olds to do...


oh yeah....that was one hell of a week.