Ethan Johnathan Doe Is a sexist (slut)
 

.x.ethan.x..and the glass in the trees.. says:
she disagreed with me
.x.ethan.x..and the glass in the trees.. says:
that makes me angry if we let woman do this next theyll be voting! and then what
.x.ethan.x..and the glass in the trees.. says:
a woman president?
Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war, **** the norm.... says:
pfft
Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war, **** the norm.... says:
outrageous!

HA!

To give this thread a topic.


Whats the most slutty thing you've done or any slut related stories?


About 4 months ago or something im with my brother and my friend jon is all "ethan kissed this one chick this weekend" and im all "oh right, which one?"....it was just awful, as helll.

see thats not even that bad. if it had been "ethan slept with this one chick this weekend" and you didnt know which one, THEN you'd be a slut.

ha!
thats happened.
I just didn't wanna look like a slut.

haha, good job. don't think i've really done anything overly slutty, although that depends how you define slutty....*shifty eyes*

Yeah you have, you got drunk and had sex with a hockey player.
Oh wait thats just being canadian.


BURN!

haha, no hockey players tend to be really f*cking ugly. the no teeth thing is a huge turnoff. it woulda been a skier. or maybe a cool snowboarder.

or a butch canadian lesbian in a purple sweater. naamean?

Word up!!111!

Dirt hates me i know...










anal beads

you've hooked up with a butch canadian lesbian in a purple sweater? damn dirt, you can do better....

naah. i aint fvcked any canadian ****s son. you bammas grow some good sh*t up there tho.

:rofl:


Without dirt we wouldn't have MB.

Hehe, another pointless thread. And to add purpose, I doubt the U.S will ever have a woman pres, the powers that be would be pissed.
And the most most slutty thing ive done. Hehe, I spent a whole night at a club groping the bar staff to get free drinks. Worked too....until the manager found out.:banghead:

Your brother eyy?
Aha.
;)

don'tshootme.

I kissed my friends boyfried...numerous times....and called her a slut.

That was fun because she's a bitch and needs to die.

No that wasn't harsh.

And yet.

She's still your friend?

Meh... I don't know. I don't really like her that much, she's very immature and she's a bitch. She got mad at me for a whole week after I "stole" her pen, when in reality she gave it to me...she's just insane.

I guess not. We're kinda mutual.

12 year olds should not be stealing boyfriends and calling each other sluts.

Jeez.

Erm...well we do. lol

My Across Five Aprils post in the hardcore post is going to turn into a slutty story when I finally realize I don't care anymore and tell the story.

I kissed 7 different guys in one night at my formal after party.

That's about my worst...ish.

ha! thats weak.
I've kissed well over 10 in one night.
I'm such a slut :(

10 guys? Eeee...lol.

Oh gals/guys more then 10.
Like over 15.
*whore*

Omg! You wee slapper! :D

Next you'll tell me you were part of a spit roast!

Been there done that:o:

Made out with 2 girls in one night.

I'm relativlely good about that stuff all things considered

Omg...you wern't the one getting roasted were you?!

I`ll save that one for my autobiography

*gasps* that is very naughty!





....were they sisters?! ;)

OK i`ll own up to doing that one

Same, except brothers! Although at different times haha. Mmmm the youngest was like so sexy...

Nope, but I know a pair of sisters that I truly wouldn't mind kissing.

too bad their taken.

Lol would we know them?

You live in New Zealand. I live in Viriginia. Chances are, no.

Well...i killed a girl...then had my way with her...Dirt MCgirt was doing the play by play for me

My slutty action has been worse than these.
Ughhhhhh...*shivers*
I can't even begin to talk about it, not now.

mmBlaahhah. This was bad;

At a party not too long ago, I made out with this guy and .. less than 25 minutes later, I made out with some random chick. Apparently.. the guy started to brag about it with his friend. The guy had a girlfriend, I guess. And she was standing near him. She obviously heard him, got mad, he somehow found out that she made out with someone too. Little did I know, I .. made out with both of them. Meaning, the guy was the girl's boyfriend, and the girl was the guy's girlfriend. I felt SO awful after hearing that. :(I didn't even believe my friend when he told me. Can you imagine what they thought? I caaaaaaaaan.. but I'm tough..


I'm .. just .. tough.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Oh god, that was hilarious.