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[MERIT] 01-31-2006 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-31-2006 11:01 AM

Well this is funny & it`s about sh*t.....


Poo listed on ham packet ingredients
By Jan Disley

HUNGRY Mick Woods soon lost his appetite when he opened a packet of ham - and found "dog sh*t" listed among the ingredients.

Stunned student Mick, 34, examined another of the 300g containers - labeled "premium" produce - and saw the same surprise additive on the label.

And he admitted: "Obviously I haven't eaten it. It sort of puts you off."

His partner Tracey, 28, bought the 99p packs of cooked, sliced ham from a store near their home in Wakefield, West Yorks.

The dad-of-three added: "We spent 40 minutes laughing. But we haven't put any in the kids' sandwiches and we had something else for our tea."

Manufacturer H R Hargreaves & Son said it axed an employee over the labeling prank and was trying to recall the ham

A spokesman for the Manchester firm said: "We can't have people fooling about with food products.

"A number of packs are affected. We're trying to find out what shops they're in."

Mama Booze 01-31-2006 02:20 PM

Girl: Go **** yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture


HAHAHAHHA

Brilliant.

All of it...brilliant.

[MERIT] 09-06-2006 02:12 PM

*BUMP*

(good for a laugh)

sleepy jack 09-06-2006 02:14 PM

Best bump ever.

Blain 09-07-2006 12:42 AM

Agreed:)

sleepy jack 02-18-2007 09:47 PM

A_Perfect_Sonnet and I pwning.

I'm LAYAmodelgirl, hes SexyModelGuy



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I didn't hang up!
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BABY
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EW CYBER
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;]
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YOU BE MINNIE AND I"LL BE MICKEY
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THE PENIS OF DOOM
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OH YEAH
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freeHUGS(1)
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SexyModelGuy(2)
YEAH

A_Perfect_Sonnet 02-18-2007 10:00 PM

You pasted the lamest part.

sleepy jack 02-18-2007 10:05 PM

The chat kicked me out when it was really funny thats all I could get :(

Mouseketeer 02-19-2007 04:59 AM

Lawlz. That dude sounds like a stud.


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