There'd be no point. I'm not gay and you've got no penis to work with.

Way to totally kill the joke bumslut.

Person in street: G'day mate!
Merkaba: G'day.
Person in street: Loike yer bonzer trainees mate.
Merkaba: Yeeahh, us KIWIS got real clarss. Not loike them Northern Hemispherians. ;)

Damn I'd never thought there'd be anything more insulting then being given an Australian acent.

It hurts. Deep.

So, I'm going to go shoe shopping and I guess these are what I'm going to get:
http://www.famousfootwear.com/produc...ff_il29689.jpg
They look pretty much like my last ones just less white so they won't get dirty as fast.

everybody loves adidas....:)

Fo sho

I just another pair of shoes last weekend...in a bit ill take a pic and post em

http://www.shoeteria.com/ProductImag...tanorangem.jpg

bought these a few days ago, only mine are a little different. where the light brown parts are, mine have a kind of light brown tweed type fabric. and I bought baby blue laces to put on them too. to girly them up a bit, seeing as how they are guy's shoes.

What in the name of all sanity are they supposed to be?

I haven't worn sneakers in about 20 years.......I have no want nor need to wear them.Boots is where it's at.