Steak and Blowjob Day. (Usher, effect, shows, quote, Horn)

Barnard17 · 03-13-2006, 03:13 PM

"March 14th is Steak and BJ Day! This new "holiday" is the guy's version of Valentine's Day. Since Valentine's s all about the women, this holiday was designed to make men happy, at least one day a year.

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's."

explosions-in-my-pants · 03-13-2006, 03:20 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

its perfect hahaha... where ever did you come up with that fal?

~~Rabid Sea Turtles~~ · 03-13-2006, 03:23 PM

He didn't come up with that, its just man instinct.

explosions-in-my-pants · 03-13-2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rabid Sea Turtles

He didn't come up with that, its just man instinct.

well even so its about time men came up with a day for themsevles like that... but i doubt it will work that easy... but you never know haha...

~~Rabid Sea Turtles~~ · 03-13-2006, 03:26 PM

^
I guess you could count fathers day, but I wouldn't know what that "holiday" has to offer seeing as I'm not a dad.

explosions-in-my-pants · 03-13-2006, 03:32 PM

yea fathers day wouldn't do anything to help those horny teenage boys tho.. or at least it shouldn't, no good to be a father that young.

Mama Booze · 03-13-2006, 03:35 PM

Well thats just it about fathers day, if you're not a dad, you're girlfriend/wife tries to make you one. *wink wink*

EDIT: and ofcourse, that whole "who's your daddy" thing comes in effect.

Merkaba · 03-13-2006, 03:35 PM

I thought Steak and Blowjob day occured on February the 14th AFTER you've dished out all the lady welfare

Sort of like a Steak and Blowjob Hour. Usually occurs in the evening after a day at the vineyards.

explosions-in-my-pants · 03-13-2006, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze

Well thats just it about fathers day, if you're not a dad, you're girlfriend/wife tries to make you one. *wink wink*

that was actually quit funny..

*someone should tell the girl giving blow jobs can't get you pregnant*

Mama Booze · 03-13-2006, 03:36 PM

Thanks!

03-13-2006, 03:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Steak and Blowjob Day. "March 14th is Steak and BJ Day! This new "holiday" is the guy's version of Valentine's Day. Since Valentine's s all about the women, this holiday was designed to make men happy, at least one day a year. You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's." __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

03-13-2006, 03:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	I thought Steak and Blowjob day occured on February the 14th AFTER you've dished out all the lady welfare Sort of like a Steak and Blowjob Hour. Usually occurs in the evening after a day at the vineyards. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

03-13-2006, 03:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! its perfect hahaha... where ever did you come up with that fal?

03-13-2006, 03:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
~~Rabid Sea Turtles~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In the sea... Posts: 252	He didn't come up with that, its just man instinct.

03-13-2006, 03:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
~~Rabid Sea Turtles~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In the sea... Posts: 252	^ I guess you could count fathers day, but I wouldn't know what that "holiday" has to offer seeing as I'm not a dad.

03-13-2006, 03:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	yea fathers day wouldn't do anything to help those horny teenage boys tho.. or at least it shouldn't, no good to be a father that young.

03-13-2006, 03:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 366	Well thats just it about fathers day, if you're not a dad, you're girlfriend/wife tries to make you one. wink wink EDIT: and ofcourse, that whole "who's your daddy" thing comes in effect.

03-13-2006, 03:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 366	Thanks!