Gooooooood Bless Uh-Meri-Ka...

Man Eats His Own Beard at Knifepoint Over Botched Lawnmower Sale

Damn, I wish I had a lawnmower that could cause beard consumption. That thing has gotta run excellent.

Lawnmowers are serious ****.

Nothing runs like a deer.

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I don't even know what to say. The guy in that video is like some kind of cartoon character made flesh and blood. That's a pretty classy hat he's got there too.

He does. Looks like a cross between Peter Griffin and Dilbert.

yeah thats the type hat you make sure you wear when visiting foreign countries.....got to let the people of the world know!

GAWD BLESS 'MERICA!!!!

Holy crap, you're totally right! :rofl:

Ah America, one of the few places you can find a CVS directly across the street from a Walgreens.

Conan mentioned this the other night on his show. Then he ripped off a piece of his own beard and gave it to somebody. True story.

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Also I'm going to Kentucky next week. Let's hope I don't eat my soul patch.