The Most Humiliating Experience Ever

TheCunningStunt · 12-30-2010, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s_k

Wow, same writing style, both 0 postings. Awkward ;D

Both spell embarrassing incorrectly (with 1 s)

s_k · 12-30-2010, 07:56 AM

the only difference i noticed was that the latter one forgot to write a capital i every tIme.
And the first one used more interpunction.
But the lack of alinea's makes it a bit odd.

We're going paranoid...

~~Dirty~~ · 12-30-2010, 03:09 PM

Obvious trolling.... but still a pretty funny read.

ThePhanastasio · 12-30-2010, 03:21 PM

From my childhood, but still horribly traumatic:

A stomach virus was going around my school, and I was in second grade at this particular point in time. Just after breakfast, my stomach started to bother me. You know - like those little waves of stomach cramps that can raise chills on your arms? That's what was going on.

I'd just gotten in trouble with my teacher a few days previous for running in the hallway, so I was not allowed to go to the bathroom except during the breaks where the entire class went; she'd deemed me too untrustworthy to be left to my own devices with a hall pass.

The stomach cramps came and went in waves, and I asked her if I could go to the bathroom. She being of the opinion that I was just being my normal (semi-disruptive) self declined the request. More cramps came. Finally, I got up from my desk, grabbed the hall pass, said, "I'm going to barf," and ran from the classroom.

Turns out, I didn't have to "barf", but I did have to have diarrhea. Which I did. And I was wearing windsuit pants, so it kind of just...ran down and collected in the elastic of the legs. I remember all of this very vividly - the windsuit pants were red, and I was wearing a Tweety Bird sweat shirt with them.

My teacher caught up to me and started to steer me back to the classroom before noticing that I smelled of poop. Finally, she realized what had gone on, and I had to stand in the principal's office on one of those plastic drop cloth things and wait for my mother to arrive with a change of pants / underwear and to take me home.

I've never felt so embarrassed in my life as I felt standing in that office with the principal and secretary, reeking of diarrhea, and standing on the plastic.

It really was traumatic.

Dotoar · 12-30-2010, 06:33 PM

This thread has made a rather crappy turn.

(Someone had to do it)

s_k · 12-30-2010, 06:33 PM

I don't care how long ago that was, I still want to hit that teacher in the face.

s_k · 12-30-2010, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dotoar

(Someone had to do it)

It's a crappy job, but somebody's got to poo it?
God mine is even worse.

Dotoar · 12-30-2010, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s_k

It's a crappy job, but somebody's got to poo it?
God mine is even worse.

God, you're so full of crap!

s_k · 12-30-2010, 07:03 PM

I know, it's crappy!

Crapgrats with your 50st post by the way

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Dotoar · 12-30-2010, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s_k

I know, it's crappy!

Crapgrats with your 50st post by the way

.

Crapnks!

12-30-2010, 07:56 AM	#142 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	the only difference i noticed was that the latter one forgot to write a capital i every tIme. And the first one used more interpunction. But the lack of alinea's makes it a bit odd. We're going paranoid... __________________ Click here to see my collection

12-30-2010, 03:21 PM	#144 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	From my childhood, but still horribly traumatic: A stomach virus was going around my school, and I was in second grade at this particular point in time. Just after breakfast, my stomach started to bother me. You know - like those little waves of stomach cramps that can raise chills on your arms? That's what was going on. I'd just gotten in trouble with my teacher a few days previous for running in the hallway, so I was not allowed to go to the bathroom except during the breaks where the entire class went; she'd deemed me too untrustworthy to be left to my own devices with a hall pass. The stomach cramps came and went in waves, and I asked her if I could go to the bathroom. She being of the opinion that I was just being my normal (semi-disruptive) self declined the request. More cramps came. Finally, I got up from my desk, grabbed the hall pass, said, "I'm going to barf," and ran from the classroom. Turns out, I didn't have to "barf", but I did have to have diarrhea. Which I did. And I was wearing windsuit pants, so it kind of just...ran down and collected in the elastic of the legs. I remember all of this very vividly - the windsuit pants were red, and I was wearing a Tweety Bird sweat shirt with them. My teacher caught up to me and started to steer me back to the classroom before noticing that I smelled of poop. Finally, she realized what had gone on, and I had to stand in the principal's office on one of those plastic drop cloth things and wait for my mother to arrive with a change of pants / underwear and to take me home. I've never felt so embarrassed in my life as I felt standing in that office with the principal and secretary, reeking of diarrhea, and standing on the plastic. It really was traumatic. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

12-30-2010, 06:33 PM	#145 (permalink)
Dotoar Supernatural anaesthetist Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Örebro, Sweden Posts: 436	This thread has made a rather crappy turn. (Someone had to do it) __________________ - More is more -

12-30-2010, 06:33 PM	#146 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	I don't care how long ago that was, I still want to hit that teacher in the face. __________________ Click here to see my collection

12-30-2010, 07:03 PM	#149 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	I know, it's crappy! Crapgrats with your 50st post by the way . __________________ Click here to see my collection

12-30-2010, 03:09 PM	#143 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	Obvious trolling.... but still a pretty funny read.