Ethan Loves Little Boys
 

Proof


CapnJazzzzzz: so
CapnJazzzzzz: you know anyone under 10 with a webcam?
CapnJazzzzzz: preferably male
CapnJazzzzzz: that likes showing their privates

CapnJazzzzzz=Ethan/Crowquill

now laugh and be disturbed like me

How do we know you didn't just make that up?

This is why.

CapnJazzzzzz: so
CapnJazzzzzz: you know anyone under 10 with a webcam?
CapnJazzzzzz: preferably male
CapnJazzzzzz: that likes showing their privates
ffokcufsknupizan: i'm so making a thread about this



I wanted it kept secret though...


EDIT: Seriously though, anyone know any?

oh i see...well, carry on, then.

*raises hand*


Oh.....I heard that Ethan was a shortened name for Michael....

Michael
The Gloved One
Michael Jackson
Wacko Jacko
King Of Pop


>.>

wow what a waste of bandwidth

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little crackers.

So i'm on this plane right with all these 10 year old kids, and it starts going down so the pilot turns to me and he says, "theres only two parachutes! We'll take them and save ourselves" and me being concerned for the welfare of the youth says to him, "what about the kids!?". To which he replies "screw the kids!" Then I asked, "do you think we have time?"


:( All the kids are now laying in the bottom of the alantic.

:)