Mikeys Random Fecking Factoid thread
 

post stupid facts now

Fact: jesus lives in the manhole by my video store, and satan lives in the basement

Fact: best post punk band is definetely VELVET UNDERGROUND!!!

^ not according to chicken and wafuls he might jsut say it was t he stooges

Fact: They don't really know the weight of the world, it's just a joke that they put bullshit science behind it.

Fact: there are no bigfoots/ aliens or any other things liek that...besides if there were aliens why come here?

Fact: The above statement is just an opinion, there is very little real evidence to prove that they do exist, and no evidence at all to prove that they don't. Just because they haven't been seen, doesn't mean they aren't there.

true.

fact:every birthday i know my mother will be a day late when it comes to birthday gifts and cake... i'll make her feel so quilty that she spends around 400$ on me.. and the thing is i don't remind her or anything.. (even tho this year she took off work and got me a cheesecake yummmers)

fact:Newfoundland & Labrador get more snow then anywhere else in this world (besides ofcourse where santa live ' the north pole') it gets cold and in the summer its not half as warm as it gets everywhere else in there summers but it feels hotter because we have longer winters and get so used to the cold that any amount of heat feels like hell.

Fact there is significent evidence that bigfoot does not exist, and every ufo sighting is fake

Aardvarks can hold their breath for 6 minutes.

Fact^ i wish i was a fish.. cause fish have no feelings

er, what song is that from?

fact: if you poor liquid paper onto a table you will instantly have paper, go try it.

Bookkeeper is the only word in the English language with three consecutive double letters.

ermm its kinda from nirvanas something in the way, "its ok to eat fish because they dont have any feelings"

fact:
if a chicken had lips....it couldnt whistle :(

fact: shooting a bullet thro a mans testicles and into the belly of a woman will only get her pregnant if it is made of plasicoid carbon syrofoam...and it will always hurt

Fact: 'the death of capitilism' is super closed-minded :p:

He has a mind?

:laughing:

Fact: Misery is so much better as a book...

yes you doof if i didnt i wouldnt be able to use a computer

Your mum could be typing it for you

^ fact urban makes me want to hang myself

Whats stopping you?

Fact: DOC has no arms and legs and spends his life in a large alabaster jar dictating to his mother who posts on his behalf.

^ where the feck could i afford alabastar